9.22.2006

Fuzzy Bunnies are Nice

It has been suggested by some of this page's inner circle that recent editions of The bear604 Show have been too vitrolic, strident, petulant, bellicose, intemperate, and not very nice.

In response to these charges, this page presents the first in a series of features on Fuzzy Bunnies:

Fuzzy Bunnies are nice. They have floppy ears and love to hop around in the grass. Fuzzy Bunnies like to eat carrots and make Baby Fuzzy Bunnies. Everybody would love a Fuzzy Bunny for a pet. Fuzzy Bunnies make for very poor guard dogs, but they are ideal Nannies for Guinea Pigs and Gerbils.

This concludes the first part of The bear604 Show's look at Fuzzy Bunnies. Join us next week for the latest on Fluffy Kitties, Precious Puppies, and what a malevolent deluded prick Stephen Harper is.

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