Leave the man alone with his pain

This page is recovering from back spasms which were bad enough to hospitalize said page last weekend. Unless I find a keyboard I can use lying down, don't expect much by way of dispatches to this site for the next few days.

Note to ER attending physicians and pharmacists: warning a patient that medication may be addictive doesn't register if you tell them to take it for 2 or 3 days, but prescribe a supply that will last 2 to 3 weeks.