I Hate Vancouver

This page is feeling bitter and ill, so to be brief:

The bad news is, COPE was virtually wiped off the map. The good news is, so were Jim Green and Larry Campbell, who started the wiping in the first place.

Thanks to the support of self-serving, poor-bashing West Side NIMBY's, a media cabal who dutifully ignored what actually happened at City Hall over the past three years, and a suspiciously well-financed fringe candidate with the same name as his main opponent, Sam Sullivan and the NPA seized control of Vancouver Saturday night.

NPA supporters can once again delude themselves into believing their city is more Robson Arms than DaVinci's, run down cyclists in their SUVs, gorge themselves on cheap Wal-Mart trinkets, and turn a blind eye to pig farmers slaughtering hookers.

In the words of the great Idaho philosopher, Napoleon Dynamite, "Idiots!"