Up with Papal

The Vatican has announced that the Roman Catholic Church is the only true Church.

This page congratulates Pope Benedict, the Archbishops, the priesthood, and everyone involved in what is obviously a remarkable achievement. After a millennial battle for superiority among the world's religious organizations, Catholics finally stand at the top of the heap. Face it, church fans, Catholics just wanted it more: From the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition, to winking at Auschwitz and keeping condoms out of HIV-stricken African villages, the Catholic church proved they weren't afraid to get their hands dirty to get their point across.

Here's hoping for sake of the Catholic Church that the one true God has been impressed enough by the Vatican's treatment of women, indigenous peoples, gays and lesbians, and people of other faiths that he (or she) would actually consider joining the Catholic Church.