'Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!!!'

'Mainstream America is depending on you—counting on you—to draw your sword and fight for them. These people have precious little time or resources to battle misguided Cinderella attitudes, the fringe propaganda of the homosexual coalition, the feminists who preach that it's a divine duty for women to hate men, blacks who raise a militant fist with one hand while they seek preference with the other, and all the New Age apologists for juvenile crime, who see roving gangs as a means of youthful expression.'

-Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston, the one-time actor and mascot for the National Rifle Association, is dead at the age of 84. Heston's last role of any consequence was in Michael Moore's Oscar winning documentary Bowling for Columbine, when just a few days after the tragic shootings at the suburban Denver High School, Moses the Monkey Slayer himself came to town to let the NRA faithful know that gun control advocates could take away his piece when they 'pry it from my cold, dead hands'.

YOINK!!