TODAS LAS NOTICIAS QUE SE CABEN PARA IMPRIMIR

The Government of Mexico has published a guide for people looking to illegally immigrate to the United States.

Given the volume of detailed information given up in this article, it looks like readers can also use the guide keep up with the Knicks, watch for sales at Macy's, and do a really big crossword puzzle.

Pray for the foreign newspaper vendors in the maquiladora - it's going to be a long day...