The Royal Canadian Mounted Police:
"Pummelling the Aspirations of the Disenfranchised since 1920"
Congratulations to the Kwantlen Student Association for standing in solidarity with BCGEU members on their campus, and for enduring the verbal and physical abuse of RCMP officers, who were more concerned with pouty motorists than upholding a union's legal right to stop traffic at a picket line to inform the public about the dispute with their employer.
Actually, the Mounties have never been interested in upholding workers (or students) rights: the Winnipeg General Strike, the Regina Riot, the War Measures Act, The APEC Summit at UBC, last year's strike by CUPE BC members on the same campus: pick the picket line or demonstration, and the Mounties have been there to put the proverbial boot to anyone looking to exercise their democratic rights.
KSA has joined a decades-old tradition of activists standing up to the badge bullies, proving once again that in Canada, the law is never neutral.
2.15.2005
2.14.2005
"Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9:
Any of You Good Buddies Get This Trucker Math?"
(Note: this post is much better if you read in a Waylon Jennings voice)
I vaguely remember in the 70's (or at least in the pop culture of the 70's) that truckers were pretty clever. Movies like Smokey and the Bandit and TV shows like B.J. and the Bear taught us that people who worked in the trucking industry were hard working, intelligent, resourceful, and stood up against the injusitices of the day, like not being allowed to transport beer across state lines.
Paul Landry, President and CEO of the British Columbia Trucking Association, has pretty much blown that image of the trucking industry for me. Instead of standing up to the man like Burt Reynolds would, Landry is instead sticking up for the man, the man in this case being Transportation Minister Kevin Falcon. After decades of carefully controlled growth in the Lower Mainland, Falcon wants to shove road and bridge construction into high gear , with the most obnoxious project widening Highway 1 (First Avenue in Vancouver) to eight lanes (and counting) through East Vancouver. My East Side neighbours have so far responded by taking up arms, at least the kind of arms which can get you two minutes for slashing.
If Landry is the spokesperson for B.C.'s trucking industry, does he not realize how stupid he's making the trucking industry look, especially when he hijacks the op-ed page of today's Vancouver Sun (page A9) to carry Falcon's load and jackknife both the GVRD's Sustainable Living Strategy and proposed increases in transit funding? Landry claims that transit ridership is "mired at 11-12%", a number he appears to glanced at from a similar number in TransLink's annual report, which would actually refer to an increase in ridership (largely as a result of the U-Pass program).
Not only can Landry not add, he can't subtract either. Any sensible urban planner (including the right-wing ones like Gordon Price during his tenure as an NPA Councillor in Vancouver) will tell you that the more roads you build, the more vehicles will take up space on those roads, simply because they can. In the long run, that means less room for trucks, which in the longer run drives up prices for goods. Build more transit, and leaving the car at home becomes more of a viable alternative. It's especially viable when there's more money left in the pot for all kinds of transit initiatives, since nobody has to pay to expropriate people's houses for freeways.
If more cars stay at home because their drivers are using transit, what does that leave more room on the roads for? I'm sure that chimpanzee who worked with Greg Evigan could figure it out, how about you Paul?
Any of You Good Buddies Get This Trucker Math?"
(Note: this post is much better if you read in a Waylon Jennings voice)
I vaguely remember in the 70's (or at least in the pop culture of the 70's) that truckers were pretty clever. Movies like Smokey and the Bandit and TV shows like B.J. and the Bear taught us that people who worked in the trucking industry were hard working, intelligent, resourceful, and stood up against the injusitices of the day, like not being allowed to transport beer across state lines.
Paul Landry, President and CEO of the British Columbia Trucking Association, has pretty much blown that image of the trucking industry for me. Instead of standing up to the man like Burt Reynolds would, Landry is instead sticking up for the man, the man in this case being Transportation Minister Kevin Falcon. After decades of carefully controlled growth in the Lower Mainland, Falcon wants to shove road and bridge construction into high gear , with the most obnoxious project widening Highway 1 (First Avenue in Vancouver) to eight lanes (and counting) through East Vancouver. My East Side neighbours have so far responded by taking up arms, at least the kind of arms which can get you two minutes for slashing.
If Landry is the spokesperson for B.C.'s trucking industry, does he not realize how stupid he's making the trucking industry look, especially when he hijacks the op-ed page of today's Vancouver Sun (page A9) to carry Falcon's load and jackknife both the GVRD's Sustainable Living Strategy and proposed increases in transit funding? Landry claims that transit ridership is "mired at 11-12%", a number he appears to glanced at from a similar number in TransLink's annual report, which would actually refer to an increase in ridership (largely as a result of the U-Pass program).
Not only can Landry not add, he can't subtract either. Any sensible urban planner (including the right-wing ones like Gordon Price during his tenure as an NPA Councillor in Vancouver) will tell you that the more roads you build, the more vehicles will take up space on those roads, simply because they can. In the long run, that means less room for trucks, which in the longer run drives up prices for goods. Build more transit, and leaving the car at home becomes more of a viable alternative. It's especially viable when there's more money left in the pot for all kinds of transit initiatives, since nobody has to pay to expropriate people's houses for freeways.
If more cars stay at home because their drivers are using transit, what does that leave more room on the roads for? I'm sure that chimpanzee who worked with Greg Evigan could figure it out, how about you Paul?
2.10.2005
LIBERALS PIN DOWN IGALI?
Daniel Igali won a gold medal in wrestling at the 2000 Olympics. Now he wants to be the BC Liberals' candidate in Surrey-Newton.
Up to this point, Igali was O.K., what with the dancing around the Canadian flag and planting a kiss on it after his victory in Sydney. Igali came to Canada as a refugee from Nigeria in 1994, and because of this country's tradition of understanding and giving people a chance, became a champion athlete and a respected figure in the community. Why join a political party that thrives on refusing to understand and hoarding opportunity for its rich and powerful friends?
Is Igali the next Lorne Mayencourt? Mayencourt won a medal, in his case the Governor General's Award of Merit for his work with AIDS patients. After a few years with the Liberal cabal, he signed off on the "Fair" Pharmacare program, which led to many of those same AIDS patients not being able to afford their medication. For all we know, some of them may have been charged under Mayencourt's Safe Streets Act if they took to panhandling to try and pay for their meds.
There's no way to tell what Igali is thinking in seeking a Liberal nomination. He might have throught of a career in pro wrestling, but maybe he has too much integrity to be involved in the fakery peddled by the likes of Vince McMahon. Sadly, nobody warned Igali about the fakery peddled by Gordon Campbell for the past four years.
Daniel Igali won a gold medal in wrestling at the 2000 Olympics. Now he wants to be the BC Liberals' candidate in Surrey-Newton.
Up to this point, Igali was O.K., what with the dancing around the Canadian flag and planting a kiss on it after his victory in Sydney. Igali came to Canada as a refugee from Nigeria in 1994, and because of this country's tradition of understanding and giving people a chance, became a champion athlete and a respected figure in the community. Why join a political party that thrives on refusing to understand and hoarding opportunity for its rich and powerful friends?
Is Igali the next Lorne Mayencourt? Mayencourt won a medal, in his case the Governor General's Award of Merit for his work with AIDS patients. After a few years with the Liberal cabal, he signed off on the "Fair" Pharmacare program, which led to many of those same AIDS patients not being able to afford their medication. For all we know, some of them may have been charged under Mayencourt's Safe Streets Act if they took to panhandling to try and pay for their meds.
There's no way to tell what Igali is thinking in seeking a Liberal nomination. He might have throught of a career in pro wrestling, but maybe he has too much integrity to be involved in the fakery peddled by the likes of Vince McMahon. Sadly, nobody warned Igali about the fakery peddled by Gordon Campbell for the past four years.
IT'S NOT LIKE THE COFFEE'S THAT GREAT EITHER
Over 5,000 Starbucks shareholders packed into Seattle's McCaw Hall yesterday for their annual general meeting, and to bid a fond farewell to outgoing CEO Orin Smith.
Who knew that a little coffee shop near Pike Place Market would grow up to become the Monolith from Stanley Kubrick's 2001 with a bad case of the shakes? Since going public in 1992, Starbucks has globally saturated itself by bullying itself into urban neighbourhoods and shoving aside the mom-and-pop espresso pushers, staking its full roasted claim in shopping malls and brewing up institutional sales with universities, airlines, department stores, theatres, and anywhere else people might like something with cream and sugar. The downtown Vancouver Sears has a Starbucks on the main floor, while at the Starbucks corporate headquarters overlooking Elliot Bay, there's a Sears. Odd.
One would think that a company that's provided its original investors with a 480% rate of return might be able to share the wealth with the people who actually grind the beans, run the cappucino steamer, and endure the abuse of narcisstic yuppies who's double-tall non-fat isn't tall or non-fat enough. Nope, the love affair between Starbucks and its millions of patrons myopic enough to hand them an interest free loan (i.e. The Starbucks Card, the grandaddy of so-called 'gift' cards), does not extend to the employees, many of whom have been looking to inject a double shot of reality into the relationship by forming a union.
Starbucks may have supported John Kerry's bid for the White House while other corporate behemoths like Wal-Mart backed George W. Bush, but when it comes to accepting their workers fundamental right to organize, very little separates Starbucks from the rest of the freeze-dried vacuum pack. I'm not sure which is more bitter, the stuff in the mermaid-stamped cups or the hypocrisy of launching a line of Starbucks Fair Trade Coffee when the people serving it up don't get a fair deal themselves.
Smith received a Lifetime Starbucks Card as a parting gift from the adoring throng in Seattle yesterday. In order to use it, he might have to face a few of the people who get shortchanged on the other side of the till because of Starbucks' pretending to be a progressive employer rather than actually being one.
He might want to get that to go....
Over 5,000 Starbucks shareholders packed into Seattle's McCaw Hall yesterday for their annual general meeting, and to bid a fond farewell to outgoing CEO Orin Smith.
Who knew that a little coffee shop near Pike Place Market would grow up to become the Monolith from Stanley Kubrick's 2001 with a bad case of the shakes? Since going public in 1992, Starbucks has globally saturated itself by bullying itself into urban neighbourhoods and shoving aside the mom-and-pop espresso pushers, staking its full roasted claim in shopping malls and brewing up institutional sales with universities, airlines, department stores, theatres, and anywhere else people might like something with cream and sugar. The downtown Vancouver Sears has a Starbucks on the main floor, while at the Starbucks corporate headquarters overlooking Elliot Bay, there's a Sears. Odd.
One would think that a company that's provided its original investors with a 480% rate of return might be able to share the wealth with the people who actually grind the beans, run the cappucino steamer, and endure the abuse of narcisstic yuppies who's double-tall non-fat isn't tall or non-fat enough. Nope, the love affair between Starbucks and its millions of patrons myopic enough to hand them an interest free loan (i.e. The Starbucks Card, the grandaddy of so-called 'gift' cards), does not extend to the employees, many of whom have been looking to inject a double shot of reality into the relationship by forming a union.
Starbucks may have supported John Kerry's bid for the White House while other corporate behemoths like Wal-Mart backed George W. Bush, but when it comes to accepting their workers fundamental right to organize, very little separates Starbucks from the rest of the freeze-dried vacuum pack. I'm not sure which is more bitter, the stuff in the mermaid-stamped cups or the hypocrisy of launching a line of Starbucks Fair Trade Coffee when the people serving it up don't get a fair deal themselves.
Smith received a Lifetime Starbucks Card as a parting gift from the adoring throng in Seattle yesterday. In order to use it, he might have to face a few of the people who get shortchanged on the other side of the till because of Starbucks' pretending to be a progressive employer rather than actually being one.
He might want to get that to go....
2.09.2005
TODAS LAS NOTICIAS QUE SE CABEN PARA IMPRIMIR
The Government of Mexico has published a guide for people looking to illegally immigrate to the United States.
Given the volume of detailed information given up in this article, it looks like readers can also use the guide keep up with the Knicks, watch for sales at Macy's, and do a really big crossword puzzle.
Pray for the foreign newspaper vendors in the maquiladora - it's going to be a long day...
The Government of Mexico has published a guide for people looking to illegally immigrate to the United States.
Given the volume of detailed information given up in this article, it looks like readers can also use the guide keep up with the Knicks, watch for sales at Macy's, and do a really big crossword puzzle.
Pray for the foreign newspaper vendors in the maquiladora - it's going to be a long day...
SHUT UP, VOTE LIBERAL, AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!
One would think that going into the final legislative session before the May 17 election, Gordon Campbell and the BC Liberals would come up with something positive and dramatic. Yesterday did see mention of a raise in the minimum wage and a tuition freeze, but unfortunately for BC students, those announcements came from Ralph Klein next door in Alberta.
On this side of the Rockies, the most the Lieberals were willing to offer (besides the usual misleading statistics and tax cut lullabyes) was pegging tuition increases to inflation, which means no real tuition relief, and not much else for anyone. In fact, Campbell admitted outside of the Legislature that the Liberals are walking away from a signature promise of the 2001 campaign, creating 5,000 bed spaces for BC Seniors. Even though he's been behind the wheel of province for the past four years, our favourite drunk driver blames the NDP for this one too.
If there's anyone I came away from the goings on in Victoria yesterday with a newfound respect for, it's Lieutenant-Governor Iona Campagnolo. Anybody who can sit in front of 79 MLAs, the media, and anyone watching on TV, and read out that the government is committed to increasing the fruit and vegetable intake of British Columbians by 20% while keeping a straight face, is obviously something special.
One would think that going into the final legislative session before the May 17 election, Gordon Campbell and the BC Liberals would come up with something positive and dramatic. Yesterday did see mention of a raise in the minimum wage and a tuition freeze, but unfortunately for BC students, those announcements came from Ralph Klein next door in Alberta.
On this side of the Rockies, the most the Lieberals were willing to offer (besides the usual misleading statistics and tax cut lullabyes) was pegging tuition increases to inflation, which means no real tuition relief, and not much else for anyone. In fact, Campbell admitted outside of the Legislature that the Liberals are walking away from a signature promise of the 2001 campaign, creating 5,000 bed spaces for BC Seniors. Even though he's been behind the wheel of province for the past four years, our favourite drunk driver blames the NDP for this one too.
If there's anyone I came away from the goings on in Victoria yesterday with a newfound respect for, it's Lieutenant-Governor Iona Campagnolo. Anybody who can sit in front of 79 MLAs, the media, and anyone watching on TV, and read out that the government is committed to increasing the fruit and vegetable intake of British Columbians by 20% while keeping a straight face, is obviously something special.
2.08.2005
GUNG HEI FAT CHOI! GONG XI FA CI!
Tomorrow marks the beginning of the Year of the Rooster. Since moving to Vancouver, I've grown to love celebrating the Lunar New Year, more than the narcisstic alcoholism that passes for Western New Year celebrations. Maybe it's because the Lunar New Year isn't shackled to an overwhelming uberfest like Xmas, which has gone from being too commercial to being too polarized - I find that if you wish someone 'Happy Holidays' at the Lunar New Year, they don't look at you like you need an exorcism.
I argued at the beginning of the Year of the Monkey last year that the Lunar New Year should be Canada's winter stat holiday, instead of artificial excuses for a holiday like Prime Ministers Day, or Alberta's Family Day. We'd be adopting a real holiday with thousands of years in tradition, and at the same time recognizes ourselves as a Pacific Rim nation.
The festivities have been great to this point: went to the Sunbrite Lunar New Year Carnival at the Pacific National Exhibition last Saturday, and saw a performance by Vancouver's own Juliana Chen. Picked up some sweet import DVDs and maybe had one too many Shui Mei. Can't wait for the parade on Sunday.
The highlight for me so far was receiving a Lai Tsi (lucky red envelope) from my MLA. Once she knows you're on her side, Jenny Kwan is a lot of fun. I still chuckle from her Hedy Fry impression at the Pride Parade a couple of summers ago. For the Lai Tsi, I wished her a happy 4702 and said I'd see her in cabinet. She winked at me and playfully punched me on the arm. Given that the Vancouver Sun has come down with a case of pre-election editorial rabies, it was fortunate that none of their attack dogs masquerading as journalists were around, otherwise the headline probably would have read "NDP MLA BRIBES, HARASSES, PUNCHES CONSTITUENT".
Tomorrow marks the beginning of the Year of the Rooster. Since moving to Vancouver, I've grown to love celebrating the Lunar New Year, more than the narcisstic alcoholism that passes for Western New Year celebrations. Maybe it's because the Lunar New Year isn't shackled to an overwhelming uberfest like Xmas, which has gone from being too commercial to being too polarized - I find that if you wish someone 'Happy Holidays' at the Lunar New Year, they don't look at you like you need an exorcism.
I argued at the beginning of the Year of the Monkey last year that the Lunar New Year should be Canada's winter stat holiday, instead of artificial excuses for a holiday like Prime Ministers Day, or Alberta's Family Day. We'd be adopting a real holiday with thousands of years in tradition, and at the same time recognizes ourselves as a Pacific Rim nation.
The festivities have been great to this point: went to the Sunbrite Lunar New Year Carnival at the Pacific National Exhibition last Saturday, and saw a performance by Vancouver's own Juliana Chen. Picked up some sweet import DVDs and maybe had one too many Shui Mei. Can't wait for the parade on Sunday.
The highlight for me so far was receiving a Lai Tsi (lucky red envelope) from my MLA. Once she knows you're on her side, Jenny Kwan is a lot of fun. I still chuckle from her Hedy Fry impression at the Pride Parade a couple of summers ago. For the Lai Tsi, I wished her a happy 4702 and said I'd see her in cabinet. She winked at me and playfully punched me on the arm. Given that the Vancouver Sun has come down with a case of pre-election editorial rabies, it was fortunate that none of their attack dogs masquerading as journalists were around, otherwise the headline probably would have read "NDP MLA BRIBES, HARASSES, PUNCHES CONSTITUENT".
2.07.2005
The University of Calgary: Canada's White Collar Crime University!
The University of Calgary has a Political Science Department which is essentially a front for the Conservative Party of Canada. When hired thugs (some on the municipal payroll) were escorting scabs and beating strikers at the Calgary Herald five years ago, U of C struck a marketing agreement with the paper. Last fall University Administration proposed 20% across-the-board budget cuts while Alberta's oil and gas windfalls continue. When the U of C Board of Governors runs a little short, they ask Ralph Klein to lift the cap on tuition increases rather than asking for more money. Members of the support staff bypass their company union to call the powers that be on stuff like this, and things happen like forced resignations, unexplained suicides, slap lawsuits and relocations to the West Coast to write sarcastic incidiary blogs.
Among Canada's Universities, U of C usually bitches the loudest when the MacLean's rankings, or for that matter any other rankings come out. It's always Eastern media bias or not being rewarded for doing more with less. However, if they really are so concerned about the image of the institution, why do they insist on putting criminal activity in their academic calendar?
"The idea is for the students to learn how these things propagate, how they are created, how they interact with the system and that sort of thing," Aycock, who teaches the virus course, said. "Then we turn around and say, OK, here are these things you've created – now we write the anti-software and figure out how to fight against them." Excuse me, but does the RCMP Training Academy have cadets commit armed robberies around Regina to learn how to fight against them?
"Each student signs a legal form that says a breach of the security means an automatic "F" and a potential criminal investigation." Once they've completed the course, however, nothing stops them from "F" - ing up security networks and people's bank accounts with their U of C education. U of C might not be completely blameless: there should be an error message flashing at Alberta's Advanced Education ministry for granting permission for a course that belongs in the jurisdiction of criminology or law enforcement, not computer science, whose graduates at other schools have brought the Internet such law-abiding endeavours as Napster and Kazaa.
Wow. And they wonder why people send back the alumni magazine and fundraising appeals marked "deceased"....
The University of Calgary has a Political Science Department which is essentially a front for the Conservative Party of Canada. When hired thugs (some on the municipal payroll) were escorting scabs and beating strikers at the Calgary Herald five years ago, U of C struck a marketing agreement with the paper. Last fall University Administration proposed 20% across-the-board budget cuts while Alberta's oil and gas windfalls continue. When the U of C Board of Governors runs a little short, they ask Ralph Klein to lift the cap on tuition increases rather than asking for more money. Members of the support staff bypass their company union to call the powers that be on stuff like this, and things happen like forced resignations, unexplained suicides, slap lawsuits and relocations to the West Coast to write sarcastic incidiary blogs.
Among Canada's Universities, U of C usually bitches the loudest when the MacLean's rankings, or for that matter any other rankings come out. It's always Eastern media bias or not being rewarded for doing more with less. However, if they really are so concerned about the image of the institution, why do they insist on putting criminal activity in their academic calendar?
"The idea is for the students to learn how these things propagate, how they are created, how they interact with the system and that sort of thing," Aycock, who teaches the virus course, said. "Then we turn around and say, OK, here are these things you've created – now we write the anti-software and figure out how to fight against them." Excuse me, but does the RCMP Training Academy have cadets commit armed robberies around Regina to learn how to fight against them?
"Each student signs a legal form that says a breach of the security means an automatic "F" and a potential criminal investigation." Once they've completed the course, however, nothing stops them from "F" - ing up security networks and people's bank accounts with their U of C education. U of C might not be completely blameless: there should be an error message flashing at Alberta's Advanced Education ministry for granting permission for a course that belongs in the jurisdiction of criminology or law enforcement, not computer science, whose graduates at other schools have brought the Internet such law-abiding endeavours as Napster and Kazaa.
Wow. And they wonder why people send back the alumni magazine and fundraising appeals marked "deceased"....
CanWest Talking Barbie says:
Responsible Journalism is Hard!
In Saturday's Vancouver Sun, columnist Barbara Yaffe said "BC unions anti-Israel stance is troubling" (I don't have a link to the column, because damn it, I'm not paying for it twice). If this is what Barbie considers so "troubling", I wouldn't make any sudden moves around her. It's obvious that she rattles easier than Patriots fans during the last couple of minutes of yesterday's Super Bowl. (Note:anology shamelessly dropped to point out I called it in my previous post.)
CUPE BC's International Solidarity Committee (Drop the sarcastic quotation marks, Barbie, CUPE BC does have an International Solidarity Committee) produced "The Wall Must Fall" in response to a resolution passed at the union's 2000 convention which called for "a peace process based on international law and equality between Israeli's and Palestinians". The Labour Movement has a saying: "What we want for ourselves we want for all", and aren't peace, justice, and equality just as important as defined benefit pensions and prescription drug benefits?
What gives Yaffe the right to decide that workers shouldn't strive for Peace, Justice and Equality outside the immediate membership of their union? CanWest Global editorial policy, that's what! In the CanWest world, in case you haven't noticed, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a zero-sum proposition where the scattershot, decentralized terror from the likes of Hamas is always deplorable and evil, but the organized, state-sponsored terror from the Sharon regime is always justified. Contrary to what Barbie and the Aspers might think, most people I know think killing of any kind is just plain wrong, and more to the point, there's two sides to every conflict. "Tear Down the Wall" might be a laundry list of Palestinian grievances, but it's still a different perspective than the Sun and the National Post have been serving up for months.
Saturday's headline labels CUPE BC as "anti-Israel", which is interesting, given "Tear Down the Wall" features a forward from Canadian Jewish Outlook editor Carl Rosenberg, and points out the rapidly growing peace movement among Israelis. Talking CanWest Barbie also makes her own attempt to accessorize her position with remarks from UBC Professor Howard Stein who charged the union with trying to "pass on this one-sided propaganda to unsuspecting students". That's right, Professor Stein, with a provincial election and a critical round of bargaining on the way this year, the CUPE members in Locals 2950, 2278, and 116 who work at UBC are more concerned about having enough copies of "Tear Down the Wall" to hand out with "The Protocols of Zion" to give to unsuspecting students during Frosh week.
Yaffe points out that taking a position contrary to the CanWest one "can only contribute to a negative climate on campuses in B.C." That's funny, I thought she'd be happy with anything that makes it easier to cross picket lines because "unsuspecting students" think union members stand shoulder to shoulder with suicide bombers.
Which brings me to this question, why, during a substantial thaw in Israel-Palestinian relations, do Barbie and her pals at the Sun's editorial board choose to pick this fight now? CanWest Global editorial policy, that's why! Yaffe signed on off on Saturday calling for "broader debate on whether it's cricket for unions to politically indoctrinate their members". Is this really about a position paper that (with apologies to the International Solidarity Committee) sat pretty much unread on information tables at last year's CUPE BC Convention, or is it about casting aspersions about Labour's more immediate political organizing?
Barbie's TV friends over at Global Vancouver were sure quick off the mark a few months ago, rounding up the mouth-breathing gutless wonders (i.e. too scared to complain at a meeting or launch a decertification bid) who call themselves union members to scream on camera about CUPE BC's Dirty Deeds Calendar. Most CUPE BC members, however, don't Believe BC (tm) and the BC Liberals the same way the Sun, Province, and Global TV have been insisting since "A New Era for British Columbia" (tm) began in 2001. The overwhelming majority of CUPE BC members, as polling done for their Political Action Committee illustrated (at least they allowed PAC Chair Mark Hancock a rebuttal), won't be supporting Gordon Campbell on May 17, and since the NDP needs the backing of about 65% of union households to pull off the most humiliating defeat in Canada's political history, perhaps a little whiff of anti-Semitism might be just the thing to pick off a few of the less than true believers and give BC's best known drunk driver the keys to the province for another four years.
You know, if Yaffe or anyone else at Canwest was looking to take a potshot at CUPE BC, they could have dug a little further into the current conflict of interest allegations between Local 15 (City of Vancouver workers) and the coalition of Progressive Electors, i.e. the possibility that Local 15 has been floating COPE's debt from the last civic election while at the same time bargaining with a COPE-dominated City Hall. Mind you, Larry Campbell and the "Diet COPE" caucus have had no qualms in betraying their core constituents, backing the RAV line, while flipping the bird to core constituents like the Bus Riders Union. I'm sure the Sun's editorial board had no qualms about that kind of behaviour either. Of course, for the likes of Barbie, there's too many facts (a few of which would toast the conflict of interest altogether) at City Hall to get in the way of a good story, like, say, 'Unions hate Israel'.
Responsible Journalism is Hard!
In Saturday's Vancouver Sun, columnist Barbara Yaffe said "BC unions anti-Israel stance is troubling" (I don't have a link to the column, because damn it, I'm not paying for it twice). If this is what Barbie considers so "troubling", I wouldn't make any sudden moves around her. It's obvious that she rattles easier than Patriots fans during the last couple of minutes of yesterday's Super Bowl. (Note:anology shamelessly dropped to point out I called it in my previous post.)
CUPE BC's International Solidarity Committee (Drop the sarcastic quotation marks, Barbie, CUPE BC does have an International Solidarity Committee) produced "The Wall Must Fall" in response to a resolution passed at the union's 2000 convention which called for "a peace process based on international law and equality between Israeli's and Palestinians". The Labour Movement has a saying: "What we want for ourselves we want for all", and aren't peace, justice, and equality just as important as defined benefit pensions and prescription drug benefits?
What gives Yaffe the right to decide that workers shouldn't strive for Peace, Justice and Equality outside the immediate membership of their union? CanWest Global editorial policy, that's what! In the CanWest world, in case you haven't noticed, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is a zero-sum proposition where the scattershot, decentralized terror from the likes of Hamas is always deplorable and evil, but the organized, state-sponsored terror from the Sharon regime is always justified. Contrary to what Barbie and the Aspers might think, most people I know think killing of any kind is just plain wrong, and more to the point, there's two sides to every conflict. "Tear Down the Wall" might be a laundry list of Palestinian grievances, but it's still a different perspective than the Sun and the National Post have been serving up for months.
Saturday's headline labels CUPE BC as "anti-Israel", which is interesting, given "Tear Down the Wall" features a forward from Canadian Jewish Outlook editor Carl Rosenberg, and points out the rapidly growing peace movement among Israelis. Talking CanWest Barbie also makes her own attempt to accessorize her position with remarks from UBC Professor Howard Stein who charged the union with trying to "pass on this one-sided propaganda to unsuspecting students". That's right, Professor Stein, with a provincial election and a critical round of bargaining on the way this year, the CUPE members in Locals 2950, 2278, and 116 who work at UBC are more concerned about having enough copies of "Tear Down the Wall" to hand out with "The Protocols of Zion" to give to unsuspecting students during Frosh week.
Yaffe points out that taking a position contrary to the CanWest one "can only contribute to a negative climate on campuses in B.C." That's funny, I thought she'd be happy with anything that makes it easier to cross picket lines because "unsuspecting students" think union members stand shoulder to shoulder with suicide bombers.
Which brings me to this question, why, during a substantial thaw in Israel-Palestinian relations, do Barbie and her pals at the Sun's editorial board choose to pick this fight now? CanWest Global editorial policy, that's why! Yaffe signed on off on Saturday calling for "broader debate on whether it's cricket for unions to politically indoctrinate their members". Is this really about a position paper that (with apologies to the International Solidarity Committee) sat pretty much unread on information tables at last year's CUPE BC Convention, or is it about casting aspersions about Labour's more immediate political organizing?
Barbie's TV friends over at Global Vancouver were sure quick off the mark a few months ago, rounding up the mouth-breathing gutless wonders (i.e. too scared to complain at a meeting or launch a decertification bid) who call themselves union members to scream on camera about CUPE BC's Dirty Deeds Calendar. Most CUPE BC members, however, don't Believe BC (tm) and the BC Liberals the same way the Sun, Province, and Global TV have been insisting since "A New Era for British Columbia" (tm) began in 2001. The overwhelming majority of CUPE BC members, as polling done for their Political Action Committee illustrated (at least they allowed PAC Chair Mark Hancock a rebuttal), won't be supporting Gordon Campbell on May 17, and since the NDP needs the backing of about 65% of union households to pull off the most humiliating defeat in Canada's political history, perhaps a little whiff of anti-Semitism might be just the thing to pick off a few of the less than true believers and give BC's best known drunk driver the keys to the province for another four years.
You know, if Yaffe or anyone else at Canwest was looking to take a potshot at CUPE BC, they could have dug a little further into the current conflict of interest allegations between Local 15 (City of Vancouver workers) and the coalition of Progressive Electors, i.e. the possibility that Local 15 has been floating COPE's debt from the last civic election while at the same time bargaining with a COPE-dominated City Hall. Mind you, Larry Campbell and the "Diet COPE" caucus have had no qualms in betraying their core constituents, backing the RAV line, while flipping the bird to core constituents like the Bus Riders Union. I'm sure the Sun's editorial board had no qualms about that kind of behaviour either. Of course, for the likes of Barbie, there's too many facts (a few of which would toast the conflict of interest altogether) at City Hall to get in the way of a good story, like, say, 'Unions hate Israel'.
2.03.2005
THE TREK IS OVER
UPN has announced the cancellation of Star Trek: Enterprise. Like most people with progressive ideals and too much time on the internet, this is a disappointment for me. Sure, Enterprise might have recycled the same elements that have orbited around the Star Trek universe since the late 60's, but in a cultural galaxy that's more marked by the juvenile, the brutal, the vain and the insipid every season, a lot of us related to Star Trek better than we ever will to 'Reality' TV.
Like the current Star Wars movies, Enterprise is a prequel, set decades before the original Star Trek series. In telling the 'history' of the Star Trek universe, the franchise came full circle. It also appears to have come full circle in a few other ways: In 1967, George Takei, as Ensign Hikaru Sulu, was the only Asian presence on American prime time television. In 2005, if I'm not mistaken, Linda Park, as Ensign Hoshi Sato, is the only Asian presence on American prime time television.
It may be better that Star Trek beams itself up for good after the Enterprise finale on May 13. The past two series (Enterprise and Voyager) have aired to mixed reviews, and the last feature film involving the Next Generation cast, Star Trek: Nemesis, bordered on embarssing. Also, the prequel format would have eventually cornered the show's writers into either embarking on more clunky, overreaching story arcs (like the Xindi crisis, last season's 9/11 parable) or monkeying with story continuity until Star Trek's backstory read like Star Wars Episodes I and II.
That book is true, everything you needed to know you did learn from Star Trek. Notice how successful the franchise was at the beginning, when Gene Rodenberry stuck to his vision, refused to compromise the integrity of the project, while a small but enthused and vocal fan base kept NBC from pulling the plug. The Next Generation proved that an original drama could work in syndication, allowing creative talent a little more freedom from dictates of the major networks, setting the stage for moments on Deep Space Nine you wouldn't see anywhere else: a clever story about union organizing, a same-sex kiss, and not one, but two African-American lead actors (Avery Brooks and Michael Dorn) performing outside of stereotypical black roles.
Now, look what happened when the franchise put itself fully in the hands of the bean counters and deomgraphers at Paramount in order to regain its mass appeal. The aforementioned Star Trek: Nemesis. The Rock's guest appearance on Voyager. Enterprise saving Earth from Xindi annhilation only to be bumped from its time slot on Wednesday nights for the catfighting antics of America's Next Top Model. The moral of the story, it doesn't matter if you're Rick Berman (Star Trek's executive producer, not the ESPN guy) or a leader in your union, activist group, or your community: don't sell out your principles to be popular, and to thine own Trek be true.
Live long and prosper...in reruns.
UPN has announced the cancellation of Star Trek: Enterprise. Like most people with progressive ideals and too much time on the internet, this is a disappointment for me. Sure, Enterprise might have recycled the same elements that have orbited around the Star Trek universe since the late 60's, but in a cultural galaxy that's more marked by the juvenile, the brutal, the vain and the insipid every season, a lot of us related to Star Trek better than we ever will to 'Reality' TV.
Like the current Star Wars movies, Enterprise is a prequel, set decades before the original Star Trek series. In telling the 'history' of the Star Trek universe, the franchise came full circle. It also appears to have come full circle in a few other ways: In 1967, George Takei, as Ensign Hikaru Sulu, was the only Asian presence on American prime time television. In 2005, if I'm not mistaken, Linda Park, as Ensign Hoshi Sato, is the only Asian presence on American prime time television.
It may be better that Star Trek beams itself up for good after the Enterprise finale on May 13. The past two series (Enterprise and Voyager) have aired to mixed reviews, and the last feature film involving the Next Generation cast, Star Trek: Nemesis, bordered on embarssing. Also, the prequel format would have eventually cornered the show's writers into either embarking on more clunky, overreaching story arcs (like the Xindi crisis, last season's 9/11 parable) or monkeying with story continuity until Star Trek's backstory read like Star Wars Episodes I and II.
That book is true, everything you needed to know you did learn from Star Trek. Notice how successful the franchise was at the beginning, when Gene Rodenberry stuck to his vision, refused to compromise the integrity of the project, while a small but enthused and vocal fan base kept NBC from pulling the plug. The Next Generation proved that an original drama could work in syndication, allowing creative talent a little more freedom from dictates of the major networks, setting the stage for moments on Deep Space Nine you wouldn't see anywhere else: a clever story about union organizing, a same-sex kiss, and not one, but two African-American lead actors (Avery Brooks and Michael Dorn) performing outside of stereotypical black roles.
Now, look what happened when the franchise put itself fully in the hands of the bean counters and deomgraphers at Paramount in order to regain its mass appeal. The aforementioned Star Trek: Nemesis. The Rock's guest appearance on Voyager. Enterprise saving Earth from Xindi annhilation only to be bumped from its time slot on Wednesday nights for the catfighting antics of America's Next Top Model. The moral of the story, it doesn't matter if you're Rick Berman (Star Trek's executive producer, not the ESPN guy) or a leader in your union, activist group, or your community: don't sell out your principles to be popular, and to thine own Trek be true.
Live long and prosper...in reruns.
2.02.2005
Everything I needed to know about Social Security I learned from the Internet Movie Database
If there's one movie I got tired of pretty quickly, it's The Corporation. It could be because I work on the same University campus the authours came from, precipitating the "local prof makes good" saturation. It could be because at every union or activist event I attend, I'm exhorted to make my way to the obligatory screening and have the same revelation that the unenlightened in my circle had when the movie snuck into the neighbourhood multiplex.
It's not that I hate the movie. It's a detailed treatise on the dysfunction in making the corporation's first duty to maximize profits to its shareholders. That being said, it has the charm of a PowerPoint presentation: the lack of "characters" (like the newsroom staff in "Control Room" or the grieving mother in "Fahrenheit 9/11") make The Corporation boring, confusing, and difficult to follow, but the events on the screen are still pretty damn unsettling.
Speaking of boring, confusing, difficult to follow, and pretty damn unsettling, the Bush administration continues it's push to privatize America's Social Security system. It appears the White House is looking to wash its hands of the longstanding practice of using Social Security as a slush fund, which under Bush has equated to big slushy tax cuts for wealthy Americans and a big slushy, sandy, bloody misadventrue in Iraq. Rather than a public system with defined benefits so people can retire with some sense of certainty, the President would rather see the nation's retirement nest egg handed over with no questions asked to that well-known bedrock of certainty, the stock market.
Moving defined benefits into 401K's (RRSPs for those who speak Canadian) means that brokers and fund managers would be taking up even more seats at multinationals corporate shareholders meetings. It's not like they actually show up at the meetings to fill those seats, they actually send a proxy. However, what's written on the proxy, with apologies to Malcom X, (who more than likely would have beat the crap out of these bastards) are the words "By any means necessary."
If that isn't bad enough, let's think about what would happen if the Bush plan actually came to pass, and fund managers carried the urgent weight of America's well being in the twilight years. All the nasty stuff we saw in The Corporation: just put the movie on fast forward and play it in a continuous loop, because that's what everyday life would eventually look like for Americans, and anyone America happens to rub up against. Actually, it could also look a lot like Matewan, Wall Street, John Q or even The Day After Tomorrow.
Economists (the good ones, not the TV ones) almost unanimously regard the privatization of Social Security as something of a sick joke. To provide a comparable level of benefits, the markets would be have to be running as they were at the height of the dot-com boom for about 75 years. Of course, we all remember how the dot-com boom went. Even if this Miracle on Wall Street (not an actual movie, hence no link) were to pass, wouldn't the perpetual windfall of payroll taxes render strangling Social Security in its sleep kind of a moot point?
Americans would be likely better off betting on the Oscar Winners or the Super Bowl (and this reporter says the Eagles will cover the spread) rather than gamble their life savings on Bush's plan for their retirement. All the more reason to wonder why Bush's retirement plan didn't start during the first week of last November.
1.27.2005
Memo to Translink: Here's a quarter, appoint somebody who cares.
On January 1, Translink raised fares for the fourth time in five years. A regular one-zone (i.e. intra-urban) fare went up 12.5 % from $2.00 to $2.25. When I moved to Vancouver in 2000 it was $1.50. For those of you scoring at home outside of B.C., if you're making a return trip from Surrey (pop. appx. 350, 000, a good chunk of which commute to downtown Vancouver) during peak periods, it's $8.00 return.
What's the fare increase paying for? Translink claims it has a comprehensive plan, but elements of the plan (such as the new trolley buses) have been promised to Lower Mainland transit users almost as long as the promise of Christ himself descending from the heavens, getting behind the wheel, and demanding exact change.
If you can read between the lines , the fare increase (and discriminatory property tax increases) pays for Gordon Campbell's pet project, the Richmond-Airport-Vancouver (RAV) Line ($2 billion and counting), to do whatever it pretty much feels like, even it means lying to the public and/or taking apart Granville Mall and not necessarily putting it back together again, the kind of thing one can get away with in a "Public-Private Partnership".
Meanwhile, workers and students either jam onto the meagre fleet of buses that travel the Broadway Corridor from Commercial Drive to the UBC Campus, or just watch them roar by overloaded with stressed-out passengers. It's easily the heaviest used transit corridor in Western Canada and about a third of Translink's daily ridership.
Unfortunately, give or take the new Thunderbird Arena, the Broadway Corridor doesn't have enough 2010 Olympic bells and whistles for Translink and their BC Liberal puppett masters to install rapid transit that would actually help people. It's like they're looking more for a Montreal-type legacy than a Barcelona or Sydney-type legacy.
Oh, and the fact that the old money wastes of skin in the neighbourhoods en route, Point Grey and Kitsilano, think transit is for icky poor people who have business being anywhere near them. When it comes to "partnership", they (and the corporate sock puppets they vote for) love it private, and hate the public.
On January 1, Translink raised fares for the fourth time in five years. A regular one-zone (i.e. intra-urban) fare went up 12.5 % from $2.00 to $2.25. When I moved to Vancouver in 2000 it was $1.50. For those of you scoring at home outside of B.C., if you're making a return trip from Surrey (pop. appx. 350, 000, a good chunk of which commute to downtown Vancouver) during peak periods, it's $8.00 return.
What's the fare increase paying for? Translink claims it has a comprehensive plan, but elements of the plan (such as the new trolley buses) have been promised to Lower Mainland transit users almost as long as the promise of Christ himself descending from the heavens, getting behind the wheel, and demanding exact change.
If you can read between the lines , the fare increase (and discriminatory property tax increases) pays for Gordon Campbell's pet project, the Richmond-Airport-Vancouver (RAV) Line ($2 billion and counting), to do whatever it pretty much feels like, even it means lying to the public and/or taking apart Granville Mall and not necessarily putting it back together again, the kind of thing one can get away with in a "Public-Private Partnership".
Meanwhile, workers and students either jam onto the meagre fleet of buses that travel the Broadway Corridor from Commercial Drive to the UBC Campus, or just watch them roar by overloaded with stressed-out passengers. It's easily the heaviest used transit corridor in Western Canada and about a third of Translink's daily ridership.
Unfortunately, give or take the new Thunderbird Arena, the Broadway Corridor doesn't have enough 2010 Olympic bells and whistles for Translink and their BC Liberal puppett masters to install rapid transit that would actually help people. It's like they're looking more for a Montreal-type legacy than a Barcelona or Sydney-type legacy.
Oh, and the fact that the old money wastes of skin in the neighbourhoods en route, Point Grey and Kitsilano, think transit is for icky poor people who have business being anywhere near them. When it comes to "partnership", they (and the corporate sock puppets they vote for) love it private, and hate the public.
1.26.2005
Aiko! Aiko!
Japan has convened a special panel to debate the possible acsension of Princess Aiko
(ie: a female) to the Chrysanthenum Throne.
Polls conducted on the issue show a 79 to 85% approval rating for a potential Empress. Princess Masako won't be producing a male heir due to a pronounced mental disorder. I 'm not sure which one, I think it's the one you get when the entire country wonders if you're late with your period. As it looks now, Crown Prince Naruhito and Maskao either adopt, start training Aiko (currently age 3) to assume her future duties, or drop the monarchy altogether.
That begs the question: does the overwhelming support for Aiko's ascension come from the general acceptance of a woman as monarch, or the fear that a royal tradition that survived 2600 years and a nuclear war will come to Masako's sudden, reclusive stop?
Either way, recent history proves when it comes to royalty, Japan could do a lot worse. At least Aiko has cleared the big hurdle to upward mobility in Japan, what with being born there and all.
Japan has convened a special panel to debate the possible acsension of Princess Aiko
(ie: a female) to the Chrysanthenum Throne.
Polls conducted on the issue show a 79 to 85% approval rating for a potential Empress. Princess Masako won't be producing a male heir due to a pronounced mental disorder. I 'm not sure which one, I think it's the one you get when the entire country wonders if you're late with your period. As it looks now, Crown Prince Naruhito and Maskao either adopt, start training Aiko (currently age 3) to assume her future duties, or drop the monarchy altogether.
That begs the question: does the overwhelming support for Aiko's ascension come from the general acceptance of a woman as monarch, or the fear that a royal tradition that survived 2600 years and a nuclear war will come to Masako's sudden, reclusive stop?
Either way, recent history proves when it comes to royalty, Japan could do a lot worse. At least Aiko has cleared the big hurdle to upward mobility in Japan, what with being born there and all.
1.25.2005
The Nominees AREN'T.....
This morning The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced the nominees for the 77th Oscars on February 27. After a quick glance at the nominees, I was disappointed that the two movies which generated the most notoriety, Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" and Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" were left off the list.
This pretty much means I won't be watching the Oscars again this year. There are people who do, and claim that it's as much a TV "event" as the Super Bowl is. I disagree, in that unless you've seen the movies that are nominated, you can't have an emotional stake in the outcome. By contrast, even if you haven't followed the Philadelphia Eagles or the New England Patriots since training camp, at least the competition of that one game unfolds right before your eyes.
For the record, the only Oscar-nominated film I saw in the past year was "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", which I enjoyed greatly, but only rated a nomination for Best Original Screenplay. I seem to have a different idea of what constitutes a good movie than the Academy does. I like movies that are honest, well-made, clever, and can draw a crowd. However, pretty much anything I enjoy is shunted from consideration because it's "genre" (give or take a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or a Lord of the Rings) or because it's funny. Maybe Woody Allen cursed movie comedies in general by beating out "Star Wars" (a movie which redefined the industry) for best picture with "Annie Hall" in 1978.
So why was I so big on "Fahrenheit" and "The Passion"? The culture wars, or course! Moore beat out Spider-Man for a People's Choice award: I wanna see how he'd do up against Jesus! Don't get me wrong, I like Mike, I have him as a link, but F9/11 is not his best film: it's a scattershot name-calling rant without the tight central focus of a "Bowling for Columbine" or "Roger & Me", but the man has unfinished business from the "Shame on you" speech! As for "The Passion", it's pretty much a slow, creepy fetishization of biblical violence, but I wanna see Mel Gibson's wacky retrograde Catholicism laid out in his acceptance speech for all to marvel!
Of course, the part that would have generated a record TV audience for the Academy would be the reaction of of Anti-War Activists/Christian Fundamentalists when "their" movie wins/loses! "Conspiracy!" "Politically motivated!" "Recount!" Wait....how would this differ from who usually wins at the Oscars?
This morning The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced the nominees for the 77th Oscars on February 27. After a quick glance at the nominees, I was disappointed that the two movies which generated the most notoriety, Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" and Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" were left off the list.
This pretty much means I won't be watching the Oscars again this year. There are people who do, and claim that it's as much a TV "event" as the Super Bowl is. I disagree, in that unless you've seen the movies that are nominated, you can't have an emotional stake in the outcome. By contrast, even if you haven't followed the Philadelphia Eagles or the New England Patriots since training camp, at least the competition of that one game unfolds right before your eyes.
For the record, the only Oscar-nominated film I saw in the past year was "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", which I enjoyed greatly, but only rated a nomination for Best Original Screenplay. I seem to have a different idea of what constitutes a good movie than the Academy does. I like movies that are honest, well-made, clever, and can draw a crowd. However, pretty much anything I enjoy is shunted from consideration because it's "genre" (give or take a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or a Lord of the Rings) or because it's funny. Maybe Woody Allen cursed movie comedies in general by beating out "Star Wars" (a movie which redefined the industry) for best picture with "Annie Hall" in 1978.
So why was I so big on "Fahrenheit" and "The Passion"? The culture wars, or course! Moore beat out Spider-Man for a People's Choice award: I wanna see how he'd do up against Jesus! Don't get me wrong, I like Mike, I have him as a link, but F9/11 is not his best film: it's a scattershot name-calling rant without the tight central focus of a "Bowling for Columbine" or "Roger & Me", but the man has unfinished business from the "Shame on you" speech! As for "The Passion", it's pretty much a slow, creepy fetishization of biblical violence, but I wanna see Mel Gibson's wacky retrograde Catholicism laid out in his acceptance speech for all to marvel!
Of course, the part that would have generated a record TV audience for the Academy would be the reaction of of Anti-War Activists/Christian Fundamentalists when "their" movie wins/loses! "Conspiracy!" "Politically motivated!" "Recount!" Wait....how would this differ from who usually wins at the Oscars?
1.21.2005
"We're here, we're queer, for the last time, get used to us...and Stevie, be a dear and shut the f**k up!"
Of all the non-issues that drive me to fits of eye-rolling annoyance, the one that has kept the retinas spinning the most lately is the same-sex marriage debate. The Conservatives, no doubt sweaty, giddy and breathless from watching hours of porn (i.e. the Bush inauguration) on Fox News Canada yesterday, are once again looking to divide this country over the issue of whether or not two people of the same gender can book a caterer and get a few invitations printed.
Our story so far: The Supreme Court has spoken, and the government will be looking to pass legislation to reflect what they said . Meanwhile, Stevie Harper, in a fit of opportunistic cross-cultural "Gott Mitt Uns", is trying to rally ethnic communities who traditionally back the Liberals to take a stand for 'traditional' marriage. Ironic, given the variety of traditions some of these communities have historically applied to marriage: you know, the woman as property, the institutionalized rape, the sanctioned domestic violence. Meanwhile, in the 'western' tradition that most Conservatives subscribe to (and renew their subscriptions with the usual Islamophobic riffing about a clash of civilizations), marriage began as a secular (which in 2005 terms, would mean evil), civil ceremony, which would be later blessed by the local church.
Paul Martin, to his credit, has responded to Stevie Wonder's intolerant gambit by calling his bluff. The only upside to this current mid-winter outbreak of homophobia is that it appears that the bigots among us have stopped claiming homosexuality is a gateway to pedophilia. Too bad they now claim it's the gateway to Polygamy.
Geez, with all the trouble some people are having trying to marry just one person they love, why would they want any more spouses? If you're that opposed to same-sex marriage, don't have one.
Of all the non-issues that drive me to fits of eye-rolling annoyance, the one that has kept the retinas spinning the most lately is the same-sex marriage debate. The Conservatives, no doubt sweaty, giddy and breathless from watching hours of porn (i.e. the Bush inauguration) on Fox News Canada yesterday, are once again looking to divide this country over the issue of whether or not two people of the same gender can book a caterer and get a few invitations printed.
Our story so far: The Supreme Court has spoken, and the government will be looking to pass legislation to reflect what they said . Meanwhile, Stevie Harper, in a fit of opportunistic cross-cultural "Gott Mitt Uns", is trying to rally ethnic communities who traditionally back the Liberals to take a stand for 'traditional' marriage. Ironic, given the variety of traditions some of these communities have historically applied to marriage: you know, the woman as property, the institutionalized rape, the sanctioned domestic violence. Meanwhile, in the 'western' tradition that most Conservatives subscribe to (and renew their subscriptions with the usual Islamophobic riffing about a clash of civilizations), marriage began as a secular (which in 2005 terms, would mean evil), civil ceremony, which would be later blessed by the local church.
Paul Martin, to his credit, has responded to Stevie Wonder's intolerant gambit by calling his bluff. The only upside to this current mid-winter outbreak of homophobia is that it appears that the bigots among us have stopped claiming homosexuality is a gateway to pedophilia. Too bad they now claim it's the gateway to Polygamy.
Geez, with all the trouble some people are having trying to marry just one person they love, why would they want any more spouses? If you're that opposed to same-sex marriage, don't have one.
Hail Satan...er...to the Chief!
The White House claims this gesture is the 'Hook 'em Horns' salute, which the President gave to the University of Texas Longhorns Marching Band.
That would explain everything, until one realizes that Bush graduated from Yale....
The White House claims this gesture is the 'Hook 'em Horns' salute, which the President gave to the University of Texas Longhorns Marching Band.
That would explain everything, until one realizes that Bush graduated from Yale....
1.13.2005
Ticket Scalpers: Entrepeneurs or GRAVE ROBBING BASTARDS?
I have an immediate family member who used to work for Ticketmaster, and was chummy with a number of "re-sellers" for major events in Vancouver. In that bleak interregnum at the turn of the century, when the Canucks were still reeling from the Mike Keenan era and the Grizzlies had not yet bolted for Tenessee, my trips to "The Garage" were often interrupted by the scalpers sorry tales about how both clubs various discounts and ticket packages were "killing" them. These annoying little corpses went even colder with the NHL lockout.
As the entire world is aware, the Tsunami of December 26 saw over 120,000 people (and counting) get killed FOR REAL. Individuals and communities across the globe are responding to help, and in Vancouver that includes the artists and staff of another company this same family member once worked for, Nettwerk Records. Two Tsunami Relief concerts will be staged later this month at General Motors Place and Calgary's Penngrowth Saddledome to raise money for orphans, rebuilding infrastructure, medical supplies, and whatever else it will take to help the survivors.
Sadly, at various web sites and classified ads before the shows, as well in front of the arenas, the vile, subhuman cancerous waste of skin known as a ticket scalper will be raising money for himself! Tickets for the Vancouver show that went originally for $40 are now being priced at over $300, as scalpers hope to recover from the lack of an NHL season by cashing in on one of the worst tragedies in human history.
There are days when I have difficulty explaining to people what's wrong with capitalism. My heartfelt backhanded and cynical thanks to these hard working Canadian businessmen for making it glaringly obvious.
I have an immediate family member who used to work for Ticketmaster, and was chummy with a number of "re-sellers" for major events in Vancouver. In that bleak interregnum at the turn of the century, when the Canucks were still reeling from the Mike Keenan era and the Grizzlies had not yet bolted for Tenessee, my trips to "The Garage" were often interrupted by the scalpers sorry tales about how both clubs various discounts and ticket packages were "killing" them. These annoying little corpses went even colder with the NHL lockout.
As the entire world is aware, the Tsunami of December 26 saw over 120,000 people (and counting) get killed FOR REAL. Individuals and communities across the globe are responding to help, and in Vancouver that includes the artists and staff of another company this same family member once worked for, Nettwerk Records. Two Tsunami Relief concerts will be staged later this month at General Motors Place and Calgary's Penngrowth Saddledome to raise money for orphans, rebuilding infrastructure, medical supplies, and whatever else it will take to help the survivors.
Sadly, at various web sites and classified ads before the shows, as well in front of the arenas, the vile, subhuman cancerous waste of skin known as a ticket scalper will be raising money for himself! Tickets for the Vancouver show that went originally for $40 are now being priced at over $300, as scalpers hope to recover from the lack of an NHL season by cashing in on one of the worst tragedies in human history.
There are days when I have difficulty explaining to people what's wrong with capitalism. My heartfelt backhanded and cynical thanks to these hard working Canadian businessmen for making it glaringly obvious.
1.12.2005
"And here's to you, Mr. Vander Zalm, Jesus loves you more than you will know..."
After the crash and burn candidacy of Mary Polak in Surrey-Panorama Ridge, I would have thought that the B.C. Liberals would have learned something about nominating candidates from the "values" crowd. Unfortunately, for North Vancouver-Seymour MLA Dan Jarvis and the remnants of the moderate wing of the caucus, the values crowd are still looking to bully their way in.
In some respects, courting the likes of Mary Polak and Cindy Silver may constitute strategic thinking for Gordon Campbell, the NDP has pushed the polls to the margin of error, leaving next to nothing in the middle. The Green Party is hanging on to its true believers and most of the "f**k 'em all" voters, which could do the number on the Liberals they did on the NDP in the close races of 2001. All that's left is the 5% in the hands of Social Credit, B.C. Reform, Unity B.C., and whatever else is splintering on the right.
However, for every seat in the suburban Lower Mainland or the Interior where the Liberals might rack up bigger numbers for taking on "f*gg*ts" and "f*m*n*z*s", they risk being dismissed from several seats on Vancouver Island and in the City of Vancouver. Running candidates with backgrounds in organizations like Focus on the Family, in the least religious province in Canada is not necessarily a bright idea.
People will tolerate a certain amount of bullsh*t, which the Campberals have shovelled out consistently for the past four years, if it means keeping the scary NDP boogeyman on the Opposition benches. However, once a side of hate-mongering is added to many British Columbians' serving of bullsh*t, the boogeyman starts to come off looking pretty reasonable.
Update (01/13/05): No 'Silver' lining for Cindy, as Jarivs wins handily.
After the crash and burn candidacy of Mary Polak in Surrey-Panorama Ridge, I would have thought that the B.C. Liberals would have learned something about nominating candidates from the "values" crowd. Unfortunately, for North Vancouver-Seymour MLA Dan Jarvis and the remnants of the moderate wing of the caucus, the values crowd are still looking to bully their way in.
In some respects, courting the likes of Mary Polak and Cindy Silver may constitute strategic thinking for Gordon Campbell, the NDP has pushed the polls to the margin of error, leaving next to nothing in the middle. The Green Party is hanging on to its true believers and most of the "f**k 'em all" voters, which could do the number on the Liberals they did on the NDP in the close races of 2001. All that's left is the 5% in the hands of Social Credit, B.C. Reform, Unity B.C., and whatever else is splintering on the right.
However, for every seat in the suburban Lower Mainland or the Interior where the Liberals might rack up bigger numbers for taking on "f*gg*ts" and "f*m*n*z*s", they risk being dismissed from several seats on Vancouver Island and in the City of Vancouver. Running candidates with backgrounds in organizations like Focus on the Family, in the least religious province in Canada is not necessarily a bright idea.
People will tolerate a certain amount of bullsh*t, which the Campberals have shovelled out consistently for the past four years, if it means keeping the scary NDP boogeyman on the Opposition benches. However, once a side of hate-mongering is added to many British Columbians' serving of bullsh*t, the boogeyman starts to come off looking pretty reasonable.
Update (01/13/05): No 'Silver' lining for Cindy, as Jarivs wins handily.
1.10.2005
CEASE AND DESIST
Please be advised that effective immediately, all 'Happy New Year' greetings, unless they are in Greek, Russian, Ukrainian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Korean, or Japanese, will cease and desist.
However, cheques dating '2004' will still be accepted.
DOWNHILL, AND BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
The recent snowfall in the Lower Mainland created a run on the meagre supply of sleds, tobaggans, and krazy karpets (tm) at local retailers. Not to be denied the opportunity to hurtle themselves down the icy slope at China Creek Park, my neighbours in East Vancouver once again illustrated their flair for creativity and independent thinking by making heroic descents with the use of:
-garbage bags
-cardboard boxes
-laundry baskets
-shower curtains
-de-wheeled skateboards
-a decapitated mannequin
-a Re/Max lawn sign
-a toilet seat (with flap)
-a frisbee
-a large dog
-a City of Vancouver 'Road Closed' sign
Feel free to experiment with any of these items on a snowy hill near you. Your mileage may vary.
Please be advised that effective immediately, all 'Happy New Year' greetings, unless they are in Greek, Russian, Ukrainian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Korean, or Japanese, will cease and desist.
However, cheques dating '2004' will still be accepted.
DOWNHILL, AND BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
The recent snowfall in the Lower Mainland created a run on the meagre supply of sleds, tobaggans, and krazy karpets (tm) at local retailers. Not to be denied the opportunity to hurtle themselves down the icy slope at China Creek Park, my neighbours in East Vancouver once again illustrated their flair for creativity and independent thinking by making heroic descents with the use of:
-garbage bags
-cardboard boxes
-laundry baskets
-shower curtains
-de-wheeled skateboards
-a decapitated mannequin
-a Re/Max lawn sign
-a toilet seat (with flap)
-a frisbee
-a large dog
-a City of Vancouver 'Road Closed' sign
Feel free to experiment with any of these items on a snowy hill near you. Your mileage may vary.
12.21.2004
Just in Time for the Holidays:
BEAR 604'S 'A SERIES OF UNRELATED EVENTS'
Is Gordon Campbell going to Hawaii this year? Philip Roth's 'The Plot Against America' looks like a good book. Paul Martin actually said in a year end interview that Canada wasn't putting money or launching sites towards BMD. Ever notice how the people opposed to same sex marriage come from towns where nobody would want one? I sent most of my friends Chinese tea sets for Xmas. Vodka and Cranberry Juice is a welcome change from rum and eggnog. Repositioning Cruises are a good deal. Which makes more sense, the Bowl Championship Series or the Electoral College? Prediction for 2005: Ukraine will have a President before Washington State has a Governor. A shrimp ring would be really good right about now. I can't say I miss the NHL as much as I miss baseball. It seems to be a lot easier to get a cold in Vancouver since the germs don't freeze. Given the five heart attacks between my two parents, I'm surprised I was approved for life insurance this week. I should go skating. Some of the music in the stores is really depressing, they should hand out zoloft instead of candy canes. I wonder if Ralph Klein still drinks. People who get uptight about people saying 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' need to find a good jigsaw puzzle or something. Laura Prepon is starting to look good with blonde hair. Being one of the last people at work before the holidays would be fine if they didn't turn the heat off.
BEAR 604'S 'A SERIES OF UNRELATED EVENTS'
Is Gordon Campbell going to Hawaii this year? Philip Roth's 'The Plot Against America' looks like a good book. Paul Martin actually said in a year end interview that Canada wasn't putting money or launching sites towards BMD. Ever notice how the people opposed to same sex marriage come from towns where nobody would want one? I sent most of my friends Chinese tea sets for Xmas. Vodka and Cranberry Juice is a welcome change from rum and eggnog. Repositioning Cruises are a good deal. Which makes more sense, the Bowl Championship Series or the Electoral College? Prediction for 2005: Ukraine will have a President before Washington State has a Governor. A shrimp ring would be really good right about now. I can't say I miss the NHL as much as I miss baseball. It seems to be a lot easier to get a cold in Vancouver since the germs don't freeze. Given the five heart attacks between my two parents, I'm surprised I was approved for life insurance this week. I should go skating. Some of the music in the stores is really depressing, they should hand out zoloft instead of candy canes. I wonder if Ralph Klein still drinks. People who get uptight about people saying 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' need to find a good jigsaw puzzle or something. Laura Prepon is starting to look good with blonde hair. Being one of the last people at work before the holidays would be fine if they didn't turn the heat off.
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